Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, and your indefatigability [to Saddam Hussein]
Dance as though no one is watching
Love as though you've never been hurt
Sing as though no one can hear you
Live as though heaven is on earth.
So you see! There's no end to the things you might know,
Depending how far beyond Zebra you go'